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THIS PAGE IS A DAY TO DAY OF MY THOUGHTS.
contined on 2005


WELL TODAY IS MONDAY THE
8TH MARCH AND ITS DAY ONE.

I have finished this web site at last, yippeeee, this was the last page i put together. Hope you all like it. Let me know what you think. Aint got a lot to say today, been sat at this screen for days doing this and any one that knows me knows my pc is in a cupboard so my old man has taken down our pics and put up pics of doors, says it the only way he can reconise me ( he sits on the other side of cupbaord) well best go, but i will be back with  thoughts of the day soon, x
 
 
ITS TUESDAY, and my ears hurt, had two, two year olds running round my pad and they done my ears in, they dont half make a mess.
SO my thought of the day, why do we teach kids to talk? it much better when they dont.


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Hi, its thursday and i done nothing but bleeding ironing for two days now

, im sure my mates are adding theirs  when im not looking.

 do clothes breed? Well on couple of days till me little sis 30th.

 boy does that make me feel old,,no comments back on that one ta.

 So im getting old, but no one said i had to do it gracefully..

  thought of the day,, why do we have to start young and get old,

 why cant we start old and get younger,,

if we die the way we come in to the world

 ( that be when are parents got together that night)

  its one big  sesion for us all. yippee no one minds that im sure.. 

 x

 

Friday morning, 12th march,, one word,,    SNOW.

 

 

its tuesday and what a week its been,

 my mates little boy got rushed in to the

 local hospital and then transfered to

london on friday night, poor little mite

was realy ill, no one slept that night.

saterday was my sisters do

had quite a bit to drink , etc.

felt realy bad on monday ,

 place was a pig sty. still clearing

up today,  lucky we went back to hers

 after do.oh well thought of the

day,,, why after a hang over do

 i swear never to drink again

 but always do?

 

 

ITS APRIL APRIL THE 7TH

AND I JUST GOT BACK FROM KIDS HOLS LAST WEEK,WELL IT DIDNT GO TO BAD. FEW NIGHTS OF NOI SLEEP

BUT THAT WOULD MAY BE BE DOWN TO THE COCKTAILS

IM STILL DOING THE WASHING I BROUGHT BACK WITH ME, SO THUGHT

OF THE DAY,,, WHY DO WE HAVE TO WEAR CLOTHES,

NO OTHER ANIMAL DOES,, IT WOULD BE SO EASY

JUST TO JUMP N SHOWER AT THE END OF THE DAY AND WHAM ALL CLEAN.

 


well, i havent left any messages for some time, sorry folks, but im back.......
its 21st july and youll never guess what, im working
sorry didnt mean to use the four letter word
but its true..
got a job working in ware house and delivering parcels..
not the best money in the world, but it going to pay some of the bills that pop up every now and then,,( more now  and now these days)
so what else i been up to,, went to party in the park a little while back, have not been that drunk since the last time i was,,
good day, dont rember the night, saw lion king at london theatre last weekend, brilliant. well now for the good news. i nearly lost 2 stone,, 4 pound short, and i hope to lose that this week,, big thanks to my fat club and its consultant liz,, she got to be good to get me, caz . sue tracy and so on to lose all this weight, deserves a meddle. shes made it fun for us..
well i wont rabbit to much, paul not seen my face for hours as i been sitting in my pc cupbaord again,,
one last thing,, got a coach of girlies going to margate for the day on 14th august, got some spare seats if any one wants to go, leave london colney 8.30 am returning early hours..you can contact me on
 
well it sunday, back to work tomorow, not lookin gforward to it as i have to go to elstree branch and learn a new sytem, only just geting sed to the one im using now, takes me a bit to learn stuff, should be a blonde i think..been busy this weekend, sorting out garden, front and back, it no longer looks like the entrance to a gypsey site.,, didnt go out either, stayed in and watched some crappy old films,no drink,, think of the weight im losing, catch you later  x
 
it tuesday and t piddling down,, cant belive it, we had one week
 of nice weather and look outside it like a monsoon. well i been realy
 busy since we last chatted, been delivering me parcels,
 met some realy nice pepole out there,
went to my sisters at weekend for bbq, got a little tiddly,
nothing like what i could have done
only 5 weeks to me hols,
cant wait,
that it for now , got to go and weigh in up fat club, see you later, x
 
well its been a shit of a day,, i realy am starting to hate thursdays, if it gong to go wrong it will go wrong on a thursday.
every one at work moaning cause printer down and it makeing it hard work
foer them all so, as im bottom of the ladder im getting the fall out.
well to cheer my self up i just booked my self in for sun bed treatment, went and had my first treatment today
i never been baked b4, it an xperiance alright.
you stand in a cubicle and light bulbs , long thin ones light uop all round you, and it gets bleeding hot, just as you get used to it the lights go out and you left in pitch black,,
scared the life out of me. didnt see any diffrence today, they recon it takes 3,4 times b4 you see the change. well i aint going to get much sun working in a grubby warehouse so ill give the oven a fair chance, catch you later x.
 
girls day out yesterday, wasnt to bad , had a few laughs and beers, well quite a few beers,i spent all day drinking only to come home not pissed? had laugh on pier bar, fair and so on, got home early hours sunday morning in a cab from brighton, not bad price, for the six off us. found a nice little cellar club, cheesie eighties and 70s music, blagged our way in for half price,, like the old gems days,,ahhhh
days i think id rather forget,, not that i remmber most nights any way.
well back to work tomorrow, only 3 weeks till big holiday, cant wait..x
 
well the end of the weekend went pair shaped so i m not saying much today here is a poem instead..

The Night Before Chrisis

'Twas the night before crisis, and all through the house, not a program was working not even a browse.

When the boss heard the news, his mood was hard-wired, "These programs will work, or you are all fired!"

The programmers were wrung out too mindless to care, Knowing the chances of transfer hadn't a prayer.

The users were nestled all snug in their beds. While visions of inquires danced in their heads.

When out in the lobby there arose such a clatter. I sprang from my tube to see what was the matter.

And what to my wondering eyes should appear. but a Super Programmer, oblivious to fear.

More rapid than eagles, His programs they came. He wistled and shouted, and called them by name;

On Update! On Add! On Inquiry! On Delete! On Batch Jobs! On Closing! On Functions Complete!

His eyes were glazed over, His fingers were lean, From Weekends and nights In front of the screen.

A wink of his eye, and a twist of his head, Soon gave me to know that I had nothing to dread.

He spoke not a word, but went straight to work, Turning specks into code, then turned with a jerk.

And laying his finger on the 'Enter' key, The system came up and worked perfectly.

The updates, updated. The deletes, they deleted. The inquires, inquired, and the closing completed.

He tested each whistle, and tested each bell. With nary an abend and all had gone well.

The system was finished, the tests were concluded. The client's last changes were even included.

And the client exclamed, with a snarl and a taunt, "It's just what I asked for, but it's not what I want

 

well its been another of those boozy weekends, went to birthday party up kings head(helens) saterday night, christing sunday after noon and stephs party sunday night, i put a bit of vodka away i can tell you. dont feel to bad though (bit of luck) well spent all day monday on pc,, paul sat in front of tv and not moved.. at least i got to go to sava and get shopping and travelers cheque for my holiday that is in nine days...yippeeeeeeeee

well eight days plus 23 hours and ten mins,,,didnt count the seconds dont want to sound to sad,

well better go and cook this dinner, roast lamb and trimmings, my tummy thinks  my throats been cut,, thought of the day, why cant you get roast dinner take away delivered to your door? ( can i get meals on wheels or do you have to be old?)

 

 

 

well thats it , i had me holiday..

2 weeks in tunisia, five of us went and boy did we drink

hotel complex was great and meet some lovely pepole out there hope to stay in touh with, so dont forget to email me chaps and lasses.

didnt think much of the town though, market was to much hassel and any one that knows me will be very surprised i didnt like to to shopping,,

but i did drink and eat and drink again. god knows what my weigh in will be this week,,

well im going to down load the pics soon so stay tuned for a new photo page, till then take care and thought of the day,

why do you always feel guilty walking through customs even when you not got aything wrong on you?  x