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heloooo,,im back, its 19th of feb ... its been so long since i have written any thing in my diary i thought id start a new page,,
whats been happening, well where do i start,, im still working, yep all those of you that gave me 8 days i done six months and dont intend to quit, see wierd things can happen. keri likes work,,,ill stop scaring you all now,
the diet,,mmm not so good, keep bouncing between 11 and 12 stone,, so ill not mention any more about that..
im in the middle of getting my house sorted at the mo, new kitchen and bathroom going in ,in the next week or so, i done my bed room out last month, and re did the front room the month b4 xmas,, hall still ok so just jo room to do and what to do with it i have no idea, any clues feel free to email me..all ideas welcome.
so that me up to date .. thought of the day,,if a leopard changed its spots would it be a tigger?
catch you soon, xx
 
 
well its now tuesday 22nd , and i got no bathroom, they are ripping it out, walls knocked down , bath ript out ,,, god help me when they take the toilet,
any way im spending the next weeks knocking on mates doors with a towel wrapped round me and a bottle of shampoo in me hand, ir either that or go to the gym, and shower after wards, but then i got to excercise and im not even sticking to me diet at the mo,,
must get me head back on this rather podgy body of mine,,,,well best go and eat some fruit,  thought of the day,,mmm,
do night workers have daymares?
x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x

well its now saterday the 26th , and my house is a dust pit,,,not sure how im suposed to put up with this for another few weeks,, ahhh it doing my head in,,
went to a kids b `day party today , that was hard work as well.
i got a bit bad news at work yesterday,, not been my weekend all told, god knows what will happen tomorrow,,so thats all im wrighting  today,, thought is,,Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
and i know which i am this week..x
 
well its march the 2nd and i still got no bath room,,
my house now covered in concrette dust as well as every other type of dust you can imagine,,
work is a pain in the butt at the mo dont know if im coming or going,, hope it is sorted out soon, thought of the day
Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them,,, and if you know me foot and mouth comes natually. x


well its friday,  jo gone away for the weekend and im stucking in doors with im indooors grumping and groaning as usual..ever wanted just to disapear in to some one elses life style?,,im still with out a bath room, though it been good for me as i been up the gym 4 times this week (half hour excersise and half hour in the shower!!!!!)  keep watching this space by the way i hope to have a forum up anbd running very soon, just need some one to write in ,thats where you come in to play,,
thought of the day,  Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won't have a leg to stand on,,,catch you soon, x
 
HELLO AGAIN, ITS MONDAY THE 21ST,   and guess what, i still not got a bloody bath room,  ...
i got a toilet and a basin and the walls are tiled,, but the shower cant be used till the floor done, anyone seen the floor guy cause i havent?  and the bath is still iin denmark.. why they  cant go to b and q like ever one else i dont know..so im still going round friends and familyy and up the gym, which by the way has been good for me , big weigh in tomorrow im hoping for a good one as i aint even had any booze this weekend,, hold on me halo is slipping,, so what else can i tell you,, not a lot,,so catch you later ,is this diary getting boring? let me know in my guest book, its on guest page.. i hope to have the forum working soon,  any way best get on and do something to eat b4 me tummy things me throughts been cut,,catch you later..
thought of the day is ,,,
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.  x
 
 
yippee, i got two men in my bathroom laying the floor, when they gone i can use the shower, yippee (bath still in denmark) ,,, well its thursday and i have left work for the weekend, got some parcels to lob out over weekend at some point as there was no one to do them, but apart from that im free, yipppeee again, news-- paul doing his bike test this weekend so he a misshog at the mo, mum going on hols so got puppies to look after , skint, but on the good side its lis birthday so we going out tonight to get ratted,, looking forward to a big hangover tomorrow,lol, by the way i lost 2 and half pounds lsat week . watch me put them back on this week.  catch you later x thought--When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.--
 
hello,  i got a bath room, igot a bath room, tra la la,,it bloody lovely, nice deep metal bath, working shower all matching white and blue,, mmm. candles bottle of wine,  lock door,, im getting carried away.. hows things with you then, im fine,, not a good day at work,  but ill live,, paul picking up a new toy tomorrow, a motor bike..costing us a small fortune,  well gives him a hobby i surpose,, well thought of the day,,
behind ever succsesfull man is a surprised woman. xx
 
saterday, im going out on the bevvyy..
paul has his new toy, and has been out on it most of the day now, jo been doing my head in.. so im going to go and get a little tiddly with the girls..hear comes another hang over,, well if you been following the diary you will no this is nothing new..  have you been to my gossip room yet, took me ages to get it up and working,, register, leave a message ,its what its there for.. thought of the day.
You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person
 
 
well hello  im back
sorry i been gone so long.
its now sept 18th and i been a busy bee,,
been working so hard you would not believe, especially last few weeks..
lil sis got married and we all went on  her hunny moon, see photos for evidence,,lol
diet went out the window..
paul spent most of the summer on his bike,,
it nice,, red fazer,, i been on the back of it at last,, was shi**ing myself,,but give in and got on it,, oh my god he took me down the m10 at over 100mph,, i thought i was a dead un, but im still here to talk to you..
i now work in b,wood ,,same company but we moved dept,, and they working me hard, got a pay rise thank god, so now i worked for over a year,, with out any sikies as well. any one that nows the olds me won#t belive a word of it, but it true,,honest!!!
well that enoth gossip for now,, must just say thanks to kelly for reminding me to update this site, cheers hun.congrats on buba,,she gorgg..x
 
p,s, it pauls do in the village club on saterday, going to be a giggle , fancy dress, rock and blues band,, food , cheap bar,, see you all there,
 
 
oh my god youll never guess
i recently started chating on a dog rescue forum,, and before i knew it i have signed myself up for a calander girls calender, me my dog and a bunch of flowers, not a lot else,,lol, photo shoot was last sunday , had to drive to devon but got a little lost and ended up on way to norfolk, you will have to email me for details on how i managed that,, well calenders will be on sale soon, please feel free to email me if you want one, thay are a giggle..
apart from that well let see what been happening,, pauls party was a hoot, and continued back here till way past silly oclock in the morning,
working hard as per usual,,still not back on diet,, mm never mind, ill live ..
will put pics of party up as soon as i get some, didnt take any good ones myself as was a little wasted that night,, well catch you later,,
thought for today,,becarefull what you wish for you might just get it,,,x
 

sunday 23rd oct.

been busy at work in fact it been a night mare,, no staff except me and loads of work to be done,, big managers came in friday and had hump with way place was being run,, tried to explain unless they get staff in, it wont run, but you know managerss,,

still waiting for pics on calander to come through,,

 pretty much boring things last few weeks, been out got a bit tippsy ,only a little you understand

, i dont drink much at all realy,,

 mmm well now if you belive that you must still be seeing faries

 in y ou garden,, catch you later,,

thought of the day..a mistake is a lesson to be learned.

p s check out the forum,, i added a few bars to help..have fun,,

 

been gone some time havent i,,it dec and things are a bit of a mess

me and paul have split up.. not sure what we are going to do yet, it only been a week, but we not been getting on, so will keep you informed, till then im looking forward,,

i got a birthday and xmas to get through this month and

work is raelly busy at mo,

so catch you all soon,,so im just  going to keep on

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